Nocturnia

Eftersom det finns folk (läs Petra) som inte fattat hur mäktig Chuck Norris är har jag hittat lite fakta om honom. Read 'em and weep :P

- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.