Chuck Norris

Eftersom det finns folk (läs Petra) som inte fattat hur mäktig Chuck Norris är har jag hittat lite fakta om honom. Read 'em and weep :P

- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Postat av: Helena

Heej. Jo det är jag som har fixat min blogg :)


2009-09-15 @ 10:14:19

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